YOU GOTTA’ LAUGH!

You mean I’ve got two to eat from?
2 sugars in mine, make it milky
I did say I’d be grumpy if you woke me up
Papparazzi get everywhere!
This is what I think of your camera!
Come on now, count along with me one, two, three
You think you’ve got it hard, try being a baby!
I`m thirsty – what time does the milk Bra open?
Regal babies work out the royal wave before birth
Help someone’s poking me in the eye!
What’s this thing?
Now if I put this finger in my eye, and this one in my nose
where does this one go again?
Well, I did say no more photos
£108.85 a week for statutory maternity pay?! I don’t think so
See mum, there’s the stork that dropped me…I told you they
were real!
Party at my crib 2am – bring a bottle!
Attitude from birth
Didn’t the midwife assure you that babies are VERY good at making
their needs understood?
Somebody PLEASE, take the hint!
Peace Off
Right who wants this nappy – its number 2?
If you haven’t got a boob or a bottle, then come back later
Baby Gallagher made his feelings known!
Do I look boverred?
Ok so that’s one bottle,one sleep and now I have to fill one
nappy
Two drinks I’ve had now – that’s enough
Will you just zip-a-dee-doo-dah off!
Actions speak louder than words
All the picture taking and smiling for the camera was starting
to take its toll…
I may be small but I’ll shove that camera right up your….
Get me Sir Alan Sugar on the line now!
Look I told you, I’ve only had three pints, now lemme sleep!
E.T. Phone Home
Yeah…whatever
See you are never too young to learn to count, it’s so easy,
I can do it in my sleep
I’m counting to five and then you put that camera away
It’s supposed to be a V for victory sign…
Just leave me alone so I can sleep in peace
Leave me alone! Don’t you know I’ve been up all night!
You don’t have to be on Big Brother, Leo, to know how to do
that
Okay, so my surname’s Smith… but did you have to christen
me Harvey?
I really want to take after my dad
Three, two, one……. you’re back in the room
Ya boo to you Daddy… these boobies are mine!
I was Ted Rogers in a previous life
It wasn’t me, it was her!
Wot u looking at dude, never seen a baby before?
Twice now I’ve told you…am I bovvered
Two! I told you I could count
answer = ” one, two, three……hup”
Enough already…
Now then, now then, now then

The
prizes – Urbin Urchin tees and hats

Urban Urchin’s funky baby tops offer 25 unique designs ranging
from traditional nursery rhymes to humorous slogans. And now they
include pixie and cool beanie hats in their range.

First prize-winners may choose a tee up to the value of £14.99
and runners-up may choose a hat to the value of £8.50